Comments on Five word stories: SACRILEGIOUS SURGERY

inqtoI am a man, I invented the wheel. I built the...

2006-01-27T20:05:00.000+11:00

inqtoI am a man, I invented the wheel. I built the Eiffel Tower with brawn and steel. I think clearly under pressure and at rest. I am relied upon because I am the best. I provide shelter for my dependants because I can. I am burly, bold and strong And usually never wrong. Sports, booze and women is our life, Saying no to a nagging girlfriend or wife. We the men of the world must stay free We will leave the toilet seat up so we can pee! Raise your glasses and join hands! Let us drink and cry out our motto… …I AM A MAN!

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Now I know what Rice was doing instead of working ...

2006-01-26T04:37:00.000+11:00

Now I know what Rice was doing instead of working for the U.S. Thanks for opening up my eyes and showing me the truth. ;)

Good one. :D

Shall we dump a few links down one side? Generate ...

2006-01-17T18:30:00.000+11:00

Shall we dump a few links down one side? Generate a bit of traffic? get the bogshares racing?

You'd better not write that too often otherwise ev...

2006-01-06T12:23:00.000+11:00

You'd better not write that too often otherwise everyone will want a part of my brain. You're welcome.

Thanks Andy, you're one smart lunatic.

2006-01-06T03:05:00.000+11:00

Thanks Andy, you're one smart lunatic.

Benji: When you're updating a story, there's a lin...

2006-01-05T14:04:00.000+11:00

Benji: When you're updating a story, there's a link in the bottom left corner 'POST AND COMMENT OPTIONS' where you can change the date, time etc.

i updated this story yesterday but for some reason...

2006-01-05T08:42:00.000+11:00

i updated this story yesterday but for some reason it still says dec. 23 was the last update, any ideas why that is?

technically dre is a producer now - no longer a ra...

2005-12-23T04:56:00.000+11:00

technically dre is a producer now - no longer a rapper.

It was cold and hard and lifeless.Kinda like my ex...

2005-12-23T02:13:00.000+11:00

It was cold and hard and lifeless.

Kinda like my ex, come to think of it.

Reverend: Well? Surely you've finished by now.

2005-12-22T20:20:00.000+11:00

Reverend: Well? Surely you've finished by now.

I always think that Tupperware parties are an excu...

2005-12-22T11:53:00.000+11:00

I always think that Tupperware parties are an excuse for orgies. The "salesperson" (read: pimp-daddy) sells "tupperware" (read: sex) to a "large house party" (read: orgy).

Yeah. You see the connection.

I wonder what fucking a Tupperware container would be like?

Well, I'm off to the office fridge to find out!

Sahil, you took the words right out of my mouth. B...

2005-12-20T23:42:00.000+11:00

Sahil, you took the words right out of my mouth.

But can we let a Tupperware salesman aboard the flagship? Please wait for fourteen days to have your order confirmed and have a cheque made out to 'cash' (sans tango if you wouldn't mind) ready for when a man in a deep purple trench coat pops round. Call him Prince. Or Daddy. No family name required.

Well my email addy is tupperwareman at gmail. So y...

2005-12-20T12:53:00.000+11:00

Well my email addy is tupperwareman at gmail. So yeah, let me know people. And its okay Andy. That what Kaufmann would have said anyways...

Sahil, please forgive my uncultured ways. It's the...

2005-12-14T19:55:00.000+11:00

Sahil, please forgive my uncultured ways. It's the way I greet all future associates; alpha-beta-gamma-VHS male and all that. No disrespect intended. I've seen The God Father to know better.

Peace.

Forget that, Timothy. Sahil, can you open your mou...

2005-12-14T17:02:00.000+11:00

Forget that, Timothy. Sahil, can you open your mouth wide? I mean, really wide? My toilet isn't flushing and I'm desperate, buddy.

Sahil: A blowjob never goes astray. To join, pleas...

2005-12-14T13:39:00.000+11:00

Sahil: A blowjob never goes astray. To join, please leave your email address, and someone will get around to sending you an invitiation. I haven't gotten off my ass to write an "application" page yet. Maybe I'll do that today instead of actual work? Hmm.

PS: You'll notice that I originally stopped reading at "eat fire" and completely missed "No. I am heterosexual and do not give head." -- what about a handjob then?

You have a riveting web logand undoubtedly must ha...

2005-12-14T12:39:00.000+11:00

You have a riveting web log
and undoubtedly must have
atypical & quiescent potential
for your intended readership.

*Boas Festas e um feliz Ano Novo,
*Feliz Navidad y Próspero Año Nuevo,
*Joyeux Noël et Bonne Année!
*Mo'adim Lesimkha. Shanah Tova,
*Fröhliche Weihnachten und ein glückliches -
Neues Jahr!
*Merry Christmas,
Dr. Howdy
'Thought & Humor'

I meant. Man this blog is funny!not "?".

2005-12-13T21:19:00.000+11:00

I meant. Man this blog is funny!

not "?".

MAn this blog is funny? So what do i have to do? W...

2005-12-13T21:18:00.000+11:00

MAn this blog is funny?

So what do i have to do? Walk on water? eat fire? do cartwheels on a tight rope walk? I mean how can I be a part of this writing crew? No. I am heterosexual and do not give head.

Sahil