Comments on Five word stories: THE ELLA FITZGERALD LOOK-ALIKE CONTEST

damn, i hate it when it turns out i've prescribed ...

2006-03-06T10:25:00.000+11:00

damn, i hate it when it turns out i've prescribed to an outdated theory. well at least creationism is still hot.

that teamster you see beaming your way is none other than some guy who showed up when I did a google pic search on the word 'Stud'.

As the only member of the team to exceed the param...

2006-03-02T14:28:00.000+11:00

As the only member of the team to exceed the parameter of maximum density, I think I speak on behalf of everyone when I write listen here, old man. Firstly, visit our individual haunts, read EVERYTHING (and I mean EVERYTHING) at our sites and then comment until your typing fingers wear down to stubbs.

There is no secondly.

Then we'll think about letting you in.

let me in goddamn it!!Courtesycup@gmail

2006-03-02T12:58:00.000+11:00

let me in goddamn it!!

Courtesycup@gmail

Ultra: The library would like its books back.Benji...

2006-03-02T11:41:00.000+11:00

Ultra: The library would like its books back.

Benji: I agree. Just quietly, methinks the five word theory flew out the window weeks ago, perhaps coinciding with the realisation that four team members (at best) remained standing. The revolution has been revolutionised.

Who is that teamster on your avatar?

I think this piece is our best work to date.

2006-03-02T02:56:00.000+11:00

I think this piece is our best work to date.

oOOP. Check it. I'm back.

2006-03-01T21:18:00.000+11:00

oOOP. Check it. I'm back.

Only with the wind.

2006-02-22T14:22:00.000+11:00

Only with the wind.

You were gone?

2006-02-10T18:04:00.000+11:00

You were gone?

Breathe, gentlemen (and ladies where applicable). ...

2006-02-10T00:55:00.000+11:00

Breathe, gentlemen (and ladies where applicable). I have returned.

shit, again?

2006-02-08T09:09:00.000+11:00

shit, again?

...one where progress of procrastination has taken...

2006-02-07T09:17:00.000+11:00

...one where progress of procrastination has taken a severe battering.

What's up with having fifty-five contributors when we're twiddling our thumbs for five days hoping - better make that praying - that someone will find twenty seconds in their important lives to type five words?

P.S. Your contributions have not gone unnoticed, Benjibopper. Suffice to say that management has its good eye on you.

what kinda world is it comin to when procrastinato...

2006-02-07T06:34:00.000+11:00

what kinda world is it comin to when procrastinators start procrastinating their procrastinations?

What I want to know is what happened to all the pr...

2006-02-06T19:02:00.000+11:00

What I want to know is what happened to all the procrastinators? Seems to be CB, DDC and moi as the only three mules to offer any variations at the mo.

Wake up!

Isn't she the one who would break a wine glass wit...

2006-02-02T12:43:00.000+11:00

Isn't she the one who would break a wine glass with her singing voice on that old Memorex commercial?

Yoko Ono could wilt flowers with her voice.