Comments on Five word stories: THE BEGINNING

Reminds me of Dogma every time I hear lack of geni...

2005-11-11T16:31:00.000+11:00

Reminds me of Dogma every time I hear lack of genitalia.

well, on the sixth day, God created Adam.and the r...

2005-11-11T10:11:00.000+11:00

well, on the sixth day, God created Adam.

and the rest is history.

That can't be right. If God didn't have genitalia ...

2005-11-11T03:20:00.000+11:00

That can't be right. If God didn't have genitalia how did he keep himself entertained?

naw you got it all wrong, here's what really happe...

2005-11-10T09:40:00.000+11:00

naw you got it all wrong, here's what really happened:

In the beginning there was nothing. Lots and lots of nothing. Then one day a voice rose from the great nothingness singing: "Head and shoulders, knees and toes, knees and toes, head and shoulders, knees and toes, I am God, bow and say: Whoa!" and then appeared God and the universe, simultaneously, in the first and most impressive piece of creativity of all time.

God had the head of a horse, two crocodile shoulders, a big set of spider knees, eight dodo toes, the gills of a dogfish, and a short layer of fungus from head to toes. Contrary to popular belief, God did not look like a man; nor did God look like a woman. God did not even have genitalia.

[For the full story see http://www.potluck.com/offerings/creationstory.shtml.]

This is a great blog! Finally something novel and ...

2005-11-09T01:30:00.000+11:00

This is a great blog! Finally something novel and original that isn't porn related. My faith in the internet and blogs has been restored. I thank you.

Hey goons,I can't "edit" posts - I don't believe I...

2005-11-09T01:24:00.000+11:00

Hey goons,

I can't "edit" posts - I don't believe I have admin status either (since some options are greyed out for me).

Can someone with admin check my settings and make sure I have rights to edit posts? At the moment, I can only view the draft posts, etc, and nothing else.

Thanks! :)

I'm gonna Have to agree (BT3) with Muley on this o...

2005-11-08T15:19:00.000+11:00

I'm gonna Have to agree (BT3) with Muley on this one (BT3).

Why are everyones names in the story? Surely the l...

2005-11-08T04:15:00.000+11:00

Why are everyones names in the story?

Surely the last person to post should remove the previous persons name and enter their own?

For readability sake.frmc

This is new translation of the bible, right?

2005-11-08T02:21:00.000+11:00

This is new translation of the bible, right?

C'mon dudes, pick it up. I'm waiting to see what h...

2005-11-07T06:04:00.000+11:00

C'mon dudes, pick it up. I'm waiting to see what happens next.

nah.

2005-11-05T00:39:00.000+11:00

nah.

Horny, was I supposed to leave in your bracketed n...

2005-11-04T17:20:00.000+11:00

Horny, was I supposed to leave in your bracketed name?